This dish can’t be graded on our star rating because if we gave it half a star, every other dish would be 5 stars. Do not try this.


Ignoring this warning isn’t like ignoring the expiry date on a yoghurt. It’s like ignoring the warning of that wise old person in a horror movie who tells the group of teenagers, “Leave this place while you still can”



1 bar of soap
• Liquid hand soap for sauce / decoration

 Put a squirt of the hand soap aside; mix it vigorously with a little water until it forms foam.
 Use different coloured liquid hand soaps and foam to create delicious-looking patterns. 
 Finish the dish with a bar of soap in the middle.